One of my students is a very good artist. She drew me the following picture of myself today. I do have to say, she gives me much to much credit for being able to walk in heeled boots and grow Repunzel-esque hair! Nonetheless, it is proudly hanging in my room now, even if there’s no way I can possibly live up to it!
Student: My leg is swollen. I have to go to the hospital after school to get it x-rated.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry to hear that!
Me (thinking): I didn’t realize hospitals were doing that now. They really are becoming full-service!