“If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.” – Haim Ginott
Quote :: How to Help Your Students
Tag: Quotes
Student Funnies :: How they spend their recess
Me: Sorry guys. I can’t keep you for recess. I have another group coming in.
2nd Graders: That’s ok. We have plans for recess.
Me: Oh, you do?
2nd Graders: Yeah! The girls are chasing us.
Wouldn’t want to miss that!
Student Funnies :: My leg…
Student: My leg is swollen. I have to go to the hospital after school to get it x-rated.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry to hear that!
Me (thinking): I didn’t realize hospitals were doing that now. They really are becoming full-service!
